The headline reads "Maintain an effortless cool this summer." Under the caption is Yours Truly - The Erd-man peddling tee shirts by my cool, debonair manner. (eisenbrauns.com)
Apparently I have succumbed to selling myself for the sake of advertising hype and Capitalistic consumption: Trading my "cool" look for corporate profits. Friends, I am now a part of the marketing machine, which I have railed against on this very blog! Have I become merely another Abercrombie and Fitch representative? Selling my sensuality for corporate profit?!!?
Hello :) was just bloghopping by.
ReplyDeleteam a fool, same as you! for the same reasons!!
You didn't read the fine print in your contract? : )
ReplyDeleteJames
Funny. You seemed pretty excited about it when I asked if I could use it. :-p
ReplyDeleteHe's deeply conflicted, secretly he's always wanted to be a super model. Now that his dream has come true he's having an idenity crisis ;)
ReplyDeleteI can't wait till they come out with the cuneiform underpants.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait till they come out with the cuneiform underpants.
ReplyDeleteUh, please refrain from any mental pictures or images.
Cool is a matter of perception anyway.
ReplyDeleteUpdate:
ReplyDeleteAndy (see above) has changed the heading from "Maintain an Effortless Cool" (of which I approve) to "Be the Coolest Kid in School." Hhhhmmmm....the jury is still out on that one...